Edie Ford

I’m stubborn, I only want to spend my time doing things that actually please me. That’s about as Taurean as you can get for someone who doesn’t really care about horoscopes, but when it’s right, it’s right. Life is short. Like the iconic Kim Cattrall said ‘I don’t want to be in a situation for even an hour where I am not enjoying myself’. I take that sentiment very seriously.

As I mentioned earlier, I like to make the rules. Like some, I could be accused of having a ‘passion for perversion’. And maybe they’d be right. I have certain proclivities that are maybe not so vanilla, but that is for you to discover, should you be so lucky.

I’m somewhat diminutive at 5 ft 2, with soft chocolate brown hair that falls just beneath my collarbones. The mystery surrounding the apparition of my late onset (natural) breasts is still being studied, but feedback has been overwhelmingly positive. My peachy derrière is kept squeezable through hours of regular exercise with a pleasantly sadistic trainer and I have the kind of creamy white skin that mandates bi-hourly sunscreen application during a Greek island summer escape (hint).

My spare time is rare and precious. When it comes to meeting new people I make sure to reserve myself only for those who pique my interest, who I feel I might have a genuine connection with. I am best suited to those who enjoy connecting mentally as well as physically; those who value good manners, kindness and openness to learning about each other.

Naturally, this lends itself to longer dates; my minimum date length is 1.5 hours. I like to ensure our time together is unrushed and focused. For me, being present and enjoying the moment with you is where I gain the (second) greatest sense of satisfaction.

If you think I’m someone you wouldn’t mind spending a little (or a lot) of time with, please make yourself known to management (that’s me by the way, you will not be dealing with any 3rd party) so we can begin planning our tête-à-tête. I promise I’ll go easy on you.