Cleo Schafer

And finally, this daughter of an engineer takes physics and mechanics very seriously; please don’t be alarmed if she pauses mid-conversation, mouth agape, to inspect a moving crane or a docking super-yacht, she’s only human.

If you don’t mind, I’ll switch back to first-person. Ahem.

Now London-based, my days are filled with reading – Anna Karenina currently-, being a spiritual woo girl, indulging in medieval history, looking at (and hopefully handfeeding) any kind of animal, eating and drinking the most delicious foods known to man and most importantly of all – planning my next escape from the city. Somewhere green please!

Travelling should be fun; I can lounge around in nothing but my birthday suit and fluffy clouds of bedding just as joyfully as I can join you on the court/museum/cave/cheese-rolling-hill. The perfect distraction from the ennui of passport control and the most exceptional view from across the table.

I’ve been described by many as ‘sunshine’, a calming presence, grounded, a healer, their happy place. Marketable talents: rejoicing with gay abandon.

Now, diving into the more.. adult realm. I adore indulging in fantasy and kink. A sensual lover, pansexual (I am attracted to all genders and orientations) and true switch; some of my talents lie with nurturing and sensual domination, foot worship (!), water sports, couples & group play, and experiences close to tantra; this list is not exhaustive.

One of the greatest pleasures on earth is allowing yourself to discover kinks within one another naturally, unturned, in due time, but if there were to be an experience that ignited your desire; inform me politely so that we can collaborate to bring it to life. I’m very open-minded.

Naturally companion material and dangerously down to earth; you’ll want more. Over dinner, on an island, in a castle, by the fire, you get the picture.

When did you want to get that martini?