Penned by our very own Kinky London Escort Kitty Thorne

So, you’ve come to the exceedingly wise decision that you’d like to book an independent escort. Perhaps this is something that’s tempted you for a while, tugging at the corners of your imagination, gently interrupting your focus as you try to concentrate on work… Or, maybe it’s a more recent notion, a resolution to treat yourself, invest in your own happiness and fulfillment, and to create some deliciously wild memories? However long this has been on your mind, I’m here to give you some sage advice on how to have the smoothest, sexiest, and most enjoyable (for both of us!) experience possible when booking an independent escort, such as myself or one of my gorgeous friends at KLE.

The first thing to consider is the type of experience that you’re hoping for. At KLE, we adore clients who know what they’re looking for, and aren’t afraid to be direct; of course, direct communication should go hand-in-hand with good manners. KLE has an outstanding array of providers who delight in offering everything from the more sensual end of the spectrum to kinky activities that would make Bettie Page blush. And that diversity also goes for what it’s like to spend time with us outside the bedroom; whether you’re interested in good food, film, music, theatre, sports or antique shopping, booking the right independent escort can open up unforgettable opportunities for the finest quality time together.

Take me, for example; I love classical music, natural history, sensual domination, good cinema and great sushi. I’m also partial to leisurely dates involving room service champagne, telling stories, and considerate men who are invested in my abundant pleasure. Whether it’s your first time or you’re a seasoned regular, I’m always especially delighted to hear from someone who feels drawn to me and aligned with my interests. Even better if one of my KLE friends is also invited to share the fun.

After you’ve identified the independent escort you’d like to meet, next comes the practical part. Say you stumbled across my profile and wanted to make a date; the next step would be to send a polite enquiry through my website, giving me all the details I need to know about your availability, preferences, and any questions you might have for me. Make your enquiry as comprehensive as possible; I and my KLE colleagues appreciate those who don’t make us go back and forth endlessly confirming the details. Our time is valuable, and we look kindly on those who respect that. And finally, it’s considered poor form to haggle over an escort’s rate; we understand that everyone has their budget, but if someone’s services are outside of yours, please handle that with grace.

Typically, the next step would be to pay a deposit to secure my time. This is, in the majority of cases, de rigeur to finalise a date with a KLE provider, and gives a layer of security for us both. After the deposit and any screening requirements are complete, it’s time to daydream, gaze longingly out the window, and wish away the moments until we meet in person. And from  then, well, that’s between you and me, isn’t it? There’s a reason one of my favourite songs is “Behind Closed Doors”, by Charlie Rich.

Some experiences are too sinfully delicious to be anything other than our secret.