Kinky London Escort, Rosa Rosebud whets our whistle with her first blog post for KLE, discussing all things watersports.

 

eyes closed

mouth open

head back

pause.

My face now covered in warm piss and a huge grin.

I can’t remember the first time I drank someone else’s piss. I can remember who though. My first boyfriend. It started by following him in the bathroom when he needed the toilet. An everyday occurrence for all of us, yet rarely, if ever, in a space shared with others. Having only ever seen another, more creamy substance leave his body, there seemed something more exciting, more taboo about seeing an act that is far more private. 

The excitement was based around my fetish of humiliation. Instead of using the latrine for what it’s designed for; the disposal of human waste – why not use my mouth as the vessel? Let me transcend my current state of being and instead become an object designed with a singular function in mind. Let me show you just how much you mean to me by showing you that I will be more than just your lover – I will be your toilet too. Of course, there are many ways to view “watersports” I realised later on. 

I do not see myself as a stationary object – I am constantly learning, growing and understanding more about myself. Urine is as natural as breathing! So why need it be an act of submission to consume the thing we release? Why should something as mundane as the necessary functions of being human be taboo? There is romance, and intimacy, in consuming something that was just inside my lover’s body. We are sharing a part of ourselves that is simply seen as waste product, but instead, we upcycle it into a fluid that evokes feelings of joy, and playfulness. 

In the words of Marcel Duchamp in regards to his sculpture of a urinal, he explained the purpose of his sculpture: “everyday objects raised to the dignity of a work of art by the artist’s act of choice”. I couldn’t agree more. 

 

Where to start

Does the idea of pissplay excite you? Curious but never tried it before? I’d recommend starting with small steps, seeing what works for you and  to see if the reality matches the fantasy! There’s many different forms of piss play – a good starting point could simply be watching your partner on the toilet, or perhaps urinating on your partner’s genitals, back or bum in the bathtub. If you’re feeling more adventurous, you could drink their urine or stand over your partner and give them a ‘golden shower’ by covering them head to toe in your piss! 

It is important to have a safeword and action in place (in case their mouth is full/gagged). I always ask partners to make sure they are well hydrated and consumed plenty of liquid before playing – more for me to drink, and helps with bladder shyness! Bladder shyness is common though, particularly if new to this fetish, so don’t panic. You can always come back to it later in the play session and still enjoy other aspects of play. Consider where you would like to play; perhaps outside where there is no clean up required, or in the bathroom, usually in the shower is common. If you’re doing it elsewhere, particularly the bedroom – I’d recommend bringing plenty of waterproof sheets! 

Speak to your partner about what you would like from the scene and what you both (or however many people are playing) are comfortable with. Consider what elements of watersports appeal to you and how you’d like the scene to feel – perhaps it is the sensations you enjoy, or you view it as a form of submission, whilst others are aroused by the taboo element of it. 

Something I love about watersports is that no two play sessions are every quite the same and the possibilities are endless.

Where does your mind take you? Here’s one place that it might…