With Christmas just around the corner, Bunny Harper wanted to gift you all with some pearls (or rather, anal beads?) of gift-giving wisdom. Here’s the ultimate gift guide to delight the kinky companion in your life. Whether that’s your spouse, play-partner or favourite kinky escort—naughty or nice, there’s something for all the pervs.
A kinky Christmas gift is the perfect way to show your appreciation for your lover while prioritising your future liaisons and shared desires. Gift-giving can even be a form of foreplay. Many of the gifts featured here may offer your lover a kink-affirming nod to an existing dynamic or fetish in your relationship, or perhaps a libidinal invitation to explore something new together.
Keeping things fresh is essential in any relationship, and what better way to stoke the flames of desire, or introduce a thrilling new element into your kink-based connection, than with one of these carefully chosen gifts? Whether it’s a luxurious sex toy, some seductive lingerie, outrageous erotica, or something slightly off the beaten-path—I’ve curated a guide that caters to a wide array of kinks, tastes, and budgets.
This Christmas, let me help you find the perfect gift to spark desire and bring joy to the special someone who gets your blood pumping all year round.
Namio Harukawa (by Baron Books UK)
photo: Senata Books
This legendary Japanese illustrator dedicated his life’s work to depicting curvy, taller women with large derrières dominating and humiliating smaller, weaker men. Facesitting and smothering were Harukawa’s main obsessions (honestly, same), and having been gifted this very book of illustrations by an online-lover, I can attest to what a thrill it is to study these works up close. This book has become my personal Kama Sutra, and I’m sure the facesitting enthusiast in your life will feel the exact same way.
Senata Books (€56,95 / £45)
Easy Neon Banana Light
photo: Easy Neon
You’ve heard of Lambanana, right? (Probably not, It’s quite specific to Liverpool, my hometown.) Anyway, now introducing Penisbanana. This neon light is guaranteed to brighten up any play space. A perfect gift for the kinkster with a penchant for the absurd and a dungeon that’s almost complete—except for this one outrageous statement piece. This is guaranteed to bring a smile (and a blush) to anyone who appreciates a bit of cheeky humour in their erotic decor.
Etsy (from €153,80 / £152.76)
Lelo Smart Wand 2
photo: Amorelie
For the sex kitten on the go. This luxury wand is everything you could want: sleek, wireless, portable, super easy to clean, and, most importantly, it delivers the powerful buzz you need. I can personally vouch that it has brought me more orgasms than all of my other lovers combined. Safe to say, I’m a devoted fan of this vibrator and I’m here to spread the gospel. A perfect gift for anyone in your life in search of the ultimate pleasure tool.
Amorelie (€119,99)
Cult Beauty (£179)
Sterling Silver Day Collar
photo: BIZARREjewelry
The act of collaring is a mutual and consensual symbol of trust, respect, and commitment. And yet, for the dominants and submissives engaged in the lifestyle, it’s not always appropriate to flaunt your play collar in public. That’s where the day collar comes in! It’s delicate. It’s subtle. It’s chic. It’s kinky—but you wouldn’t know it at first glance. Wearing a day collar is a wonderful, discreet way to express devotion to a dom/me in your day-to-day life without raising too many eyebrows. If you’re ready to take this step with your submissive, or former Prime Minister (*cough cough* Liz Truss), this one is a gorgeous option.
Etsy (€85 / £88.70)
Spring-loaded Condom Dispenser
photo: PRATAPART
For the neat-freak, freak-freak in your life. A spring loaded, pink velvet condom dispenser. Who among us couldn’t make use of a spring loaded, pink velvet condom dispenser?! I just think it’s neat!
Etsy (€41,79 / £35.16)
A Four Chambers Subscription
photo: Four Chambers
Four Chambers is making some of the most innovative and exciting smut on the internet right now. And I know what you’re thinking: well Bunny, you yourself have starred in not one but two Four Chambers features, are you not a little biased? And my answer to that is: no. I am correct. Their filmography is vast, with over 75 films delving into all kinds of kinks: bimbofication, spit play, water sports, mommy domme and breastfeeding to name a few—and for the cuckholds amongst you: their latest release Cucked is truly a genre-defying masterpiece. I honestly cannot think of a kinkier, more considerate Christmas gift than a Four Chambers subscription.
Fourchambers (from $49)
Satisfyer Christmas Ornament
photo: itsapresent
Instantly recognisable to all goonettes. F*ck diamonds, the Satisfyer pro is a girl’s best friend. This playful nod to her pleasure will undoubtedly take prideful place on her Christmas tree. Bonus points if you make it a duo by gifting this alongside the real deal (€34,98 / £29.48).
Itsapresent (€14,95)
Erotic Tarot Deck
photo: Floriceshop
For the kinky love witch in your life. This tarot deck is illustrated with the most gorgeously vulgar scenes—a delight for both the erotic and spiritual senses.
Etsy (€75,19 / £61.93)
Sicko Choker
photo: Tibbs & Bones
Nothing says “you’re a pervert and I love you for that” than a gifted “Sicko” choker.
Tibbsandbones (€15,95 / £14)
Chanel L’Huile Jasmin
photo: Chanel
A gift of body oil is a promise. A promise of your hands all over their body, caressing each curve and crevice. This one in particular smells divine, top notes of jasmine, with a slightly woody base. Unisex and sexy as hell, this is a truly horny gift.
Chanel (€195 / £175)
Delta of Venus by Anais Nin
photo: Penguin
Originally written for a private collector in the 1940s, this book is a must-read for those interested in the erotic genre. These carefully crafted short stories reveal tantalising vignettes from lush Parisian boudoirs draped in silk and bathed in soft, suggestive light, juxtaposing the dark and disturbing narratives that unfold within. In these intimate spaces, we encounter actors, writers, shopgirls, and noblemen—each driven not only by their raw, uninhibited, libidinal cravings, but also a deeper, more urgent hunger for emotional connection. Not for the faint of heart, these stories don’t shy away from the taboo—depicting bestiality, S&M, rape, paedophilia, voyeurism, exhibitionism, orgies and incest. If you decide to gift this to a lover, don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Amazon (€14 / £9.99)
Playful Promises Lingerie
photo: Playful Promises
High-quality, super sexy and with an extended size range (from 30DD-44H or UK 8-22) Playful Promises are a firm favourite of every kinky companion I know. Sizing is tricky, however, so I suggest gifting a Playful Promises Voucher, that way your giftee can choose at their leisure which lingerie to surprise you with. It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
Playful Promises (from €22-€145/ £15-£100)
Shibari Classes at Anatomie
photo: Anatomie Studio London
Anatomie Studio is a renowned Shibari play space in South London, celebrated for its top-notch rope education and the warm community of rope enthusiasts it attracts. If you’re looking to spoil a Shibari-curious kinkster, Anatomie offers gift cards for their beginner-friendly classes—a perfect introduction to the world of rope. And if you’re shopping for a more advanced rigger, you might consider a Rope Jam Membership card, which grants access to the studio’s bi-weekly Rope Jam sessions—a space for creativity, connection, and honing those rope skills in a supportive environment.
Anatomie Studio London (from £50)
Moft Foldable Phone Stand
photo: Moft
A super practical gift for the exhibitionist or avid nude-taker in your life. Especially handy for a long-distance lover you might hope to share some naughty video calls with.
12 Nights of Paradise Calendar
photo: Ann Summers
If you’ve missed your window to gift a traditional advent calendar, it’s not too late to treat your kinky play-partner to a festive feast of sex toys and kinky paraphernalia. This 12-day Christmas calendar offers one gift for each of the 12 days of Christmas (the 12 days following Christmas), and provides you both with 12 opportunities to explore something new and kinky together.
Ann Summers (€192,99 / £160)
A Kinky Companion Is Not Just For Christmas
Christmas is the perfect time to show your appreciation for the thrills and joy your kinky companion brings you all year round. Feeling inspired and ready to spread some festive joy? That’s the spirit! Why not explore Bunny’s wishlist for more seductive ideas? And don’t forget to check out your favourite kinky companion’s wishlist too. After all, there’s no better way to express your gratitude than with a gift that speaks directly to their deepest desires. Happy shopping, and here’s wishing you the kinkiest of Christmases!