What happens when you combine ~80 London roleplay escorts, a Twitter thread, and Back to School month? A hypothetical KLE boarding school, of course. Grab your trusty stationery and study the ins and outs of our kinky institution.
It’s September and that means one thing and one thing only: the Summer holidays are over. The KLE School for Kinkcraft and Fetishry has opened its doors to students once more. We heard you were considering joining the board of governors. Are you ready for your tour?
The pupils* arrived back last night, and are keen to show you what a typical school day looks like during term time. So put down your protractors (but keep a grip onto your cherished highlighters), as it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
*KLE members, obvs.
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First, let’s introduce to you some of the London roleplay escorts – oh! sorry! – we mean students who board at the KLE School.
Such as Tulsi Tamora and Celia Cordel.
In the dorm just next door, @CeliaCordel gets ready for a full day of long, hard education. pic.twitter.com/0qiPh2SWAq
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While Freya Alvar arrives on her moped, Penelope Bond and Annie Lilja serve up breakfast.
Not all pupils board at the school. Here’s a rogue day schooler arriving by the chicest mode of transport –@freya_alvar pic.twitter.com/ef0R26n8Ay
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Ama Daisy is here to give you the tour of the school, starting with our three Head Mistresses.
Being the Head Mistress of KLE School of Kinkcraft and Wizardry is a tough job, so we have a rotation of three to keep stress levels down and pleasure levels up.
Meet Head Mistress @CarlaOfLondon. pic.twitter.com/JMAK1WgVUv
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Alongside expert roleplay escort Carla James, we have divine Head Mistresses Kio Jones and Lilly Watson.
And here’s @MissLillyWatson, our third Head Mistress. She’s deftly skilled at doling out discipline to those who cause mischief. pic.twitter.com/85zOqKpXQH
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Deliver gifts to the front desk for Sapphire and Madeleine Moore.
If you find yourself in need of a caring – but firm – hand, meet our guidance counsellor, Tabitha Harper (https://t.co/8F3IvcyWqB). pic.twitter.com/7bQRDxL5pL
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And take a handful of tissues when leaving Tabitha Harper‘s office. As they’ll come in handy to wipe your brow when you set eyes on the steamy Helena Dawson and Madeleine de Winter.
When lessons begin for the day, you’ll find the classrooms are deceivingly hot.
So hot, teachers and students alike start to undress. See Fig. 1 to Fig. 3 for examples.
Fig. 1: @subbykatie pic.twitter.com/ksY590Vexf
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But some, including us, like it hot. As it creates more opportunity to watch Katie Dee, Welsh Belle and Arazatah strip off.
Fig. 3 @arazatah pic.twitter.com/8fPGhBjWcf
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Are you well read enough? Let librarian Sadie O’Shea be the judge of that.
Moving onto the student body.
Introducing our prefects: @BarbaraxBlack and @RiverRoseLDN contemplate new and exciting forms of punishment for wayward pupils. pic.twitter.com/90GSnjFHVI
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Our student body is made up of 80 or so pupils, with:
Four Prefects – the gorgeous Barbara Black, River Rose, Olivia Sinclair…
And here’s our fourth and final Prefect, @AmeliaSwannx.
She’s due to receive an award later this term for “Utmost Commitment to Being Divine”, and is often found recuperating from her extravagant nights of pleasure in the library. pic.twitter.com/SnG3DSS3nh
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…and the divine Amelia Swann.
Alongside the prefects, there’s the Deputy Head Girl and Head Girl. But currently, we are still going through the selection process.
It’s the final interview to decide who will be chosen as Head Girl. @ClaudeLoveX and @MsLouisaKnight simultaneously harness their powers of seduction in an attempt to gain ground on their opponent. Just like the start of every great lust story. pic.twitter.com/00ULmc7ezW
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There is no choosing between the elegant Claude Love and Louisa Knight – especially with chemistry like this.
Rebel, rebel Sofia Miles.
Inside the hall, recipients of the Outstanding Achievement award in the subcategory ‘Arch(ery)’ are collecting their awards.
First up: @ageofnina and @AaliyahBelmonte. pic.twitter.com/pCZxIQTgsj
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In morning assembly, some awards are being handed out to the pupils. Recipients of the Outstanding Achievement in ‘Arch(ery)’:
Nina Lira, Aaliyah Belmonte, Amber Evergreen, Chantel More, Ylwa Bergman and Ivy Maddox.
And the final students to receive the award: @the_swedishsin and @ivy_maddox pic.twitter.com/Nn4F5s16lS
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And recipient of the annual Heart Throb award: Amelia Laurent.
Meanwhile, another rebel student has been shirking attendance to frolic in the woods… Could that be a teacher’s shirt @tallhazel is wearing? pic.twitter.com/iqq9UQYE8Y
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Have you gone down to the woods today? Because Hazel has.
How to sit on a chair like a London Roleplay Escort? As demonstrated by Mia Dixion, Noelle Rivers, Anna Alba and Mia Honey.
Latterly, Anna Alba (https://t.co/BzjncHlhFF) and @MiaHoneyLondon have some inventive methods up their sleeves too. pic.twitter.com/ZkYNiOii8i
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Time for Botany class on the school grounds. Edie, Skylar Parkar and Anya Amasova are our green fingered pupils in attendance.
A student excelling in this class: @Anya_Amasova_ pic.twitter.com/NP3zqOWZqA
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Ava Faye combines her Botany education with her artistic practice.
Hot girls doing their make-up in bathrooms is an integral part of school culture. And Jessa Jones and Elsa Riley are doing their bit to uphold it.
An essential part of the 15 minute break between classes: the classic strip down to your lingerie and touch up your makeup demonstrated by the elegant @TheJessaJones and @meetelsariley. pic.twitter.com/Sb12XGaCv8
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Our favourite teacher’s pets: Pure Lily and Darla Blake.
“Early bird catches the worm” is a phrase left at the door of our institution.
As proved by the sheer hotness of @LiveWildwithEda and @TheKatBeaumont , essential learning can take place in the dorm rooms while skipping morning classes too. pic.twitter.com/5V9JTHosk3
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And in the dorm room, two of our favourite skivers: Kat Beaumont and Eda Blackwood.
And two more, taking selfies: Louisa Smith and Tee Rabbit.
In Shibari class, @MissLetiziaMiro and @SwitchAnais allow fellow students to work on their rope-tying skills.
And look phenomenally hot while doing so. pic.twitter.com/FGA7H4pzqF
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Anais Leigh and Letizia Miro demonstrate how to look hot when all tied up.
And Sienna Truetantric shows how to look how when waiting to be.
In an adjacent classroom, learning the art of sensory restriction and play is fully underway, led by @bunny_bbw with eager assistance from @Curvy_Ivy_Grace pic.twitter.com/YIRZWIeQfU
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We don’t know if we want to be Bunny or Ivy Grace more right now.
But we would love to practice both roles with Madeleine Mercury.
Introducing our stellar swim team.
Taking time off from getting wet: @meet_circe and @MsValerieAugust pic.twitter.com/jZ7bELmzQ7
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We’re soaked just looking at the hotness of the swim team. Circe, Valerie August, Darcy Sloane and Chloe Vega.
In the tennis courts, @BillieBrookes_ works on her swing. pic.twitter.com/hjlyTIzfjy
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Work up a sweat with Billie Brookes.
Or attend class indoors with Verity Thorne and Amira.
The next class for the day is: Pampering 101. Unsurprisingly for this elective, it has a rather popular uptake.
For examples of skills learned, see Fig. 1 to Fig. 3.
Fig. 1: @BrookeMayers. pic.twitter.com/Yyt86tLCAy
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If you’re exhausted already from the day. You could always elect for Pampering 101 with Brooke Mayers, Lilu Izar and Famke Fonteyn.
Over in the music block, sirens @OliviaAmazonian and @Ms_BellaE will have you working on your scales through lunch just to please them. pic.twitter.com/QR0d58ci5o
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And then strengthen your fingering skills over in music class with Olivia Valentina and Bella Deveraux.
Is that your tummy growling? Lunch is served. And doesn’t Eve Wilde look delicious?
The lunch break is over!
Outside the building, the glamorous @AdriannaHarper_ rounds up wayward students reluctant to return to lessons. pic.twitter.com/KqtKj90XLp
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Make sure you take your time getting back to the building, you want to experience the stunning Adrianna Harper.
We’re ready to be whipped into shape by Suzie Blue and Nina Lazou.
An elective class many skip out on: co-ordinating lingerie with bedsheets. It’s a much overlooked skill, but the stunning @NicolettexBond has it down pat. pic.twitter.com/FnjE7BLp1s
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And then admire Nicolette Bond’s handy work.
Classes are over for the day.
Students like Alissa Jolie (https://t.co/ELWUvRIoBT) are flocking to the library for some after-hours study, which – to no surprise – can get rather steamy. pic.twitter.com/HsOAhe9XLm
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Anyone need a study buddy? We heard Alissa Jolie was looking.
Practicing whipping you into shape in the dungeon outside of school hours. Does this mean Scarlett May is a good girl after all?
The supper bell has rung. Peckish? @MargotAlderton hopes so. pic.twitter.com/pZXcdMrThd
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It’s that time of day again. Tuck in your napkin ready for Margot Alderton.
And then blow off some steam with the effervescent Black Venus.
If you’d like us to do more all-member threads, and have ideas, let us know!
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Fin.